Sexuality Test

rowenwood · Apr 19, 2004

Quote from Maharaja:

America is so sex crazed... Everything is about sex or race or atkins (which is really about people trying to get skinny to have sex).

The entire world is genitalia-centric. Congratulations on your epiphany. At the time I too thought it was a great thought.

Maharaja · Apr 20, 2004

Quote from rowenwood:

The entire world is genitalia-centric. Congratulations on your epiphany. At the time I too thought it was a great thought.

Not really. America is by far the most sex-crazed nation. Europeans are a far second place... And the rest of the world has much larger problems than to worry about sex.

The sex crazy comes with the fact that America is a nation with no survival problems. When you don't have to worry about food, shelter and other basic necessities, the only thing to worry about is how to pleasure oneself; hence the sex (and drugs)...

Babak · Apr 20, 2004

I'd have to go with #1 also. I just don't have the patience or the energy to roll #2 in flour to find the wet spot.

But what kind of a name is Lauren?

aphexcoil · Apr 20, 2004

Quote from Maharaja:

Not really. America is by far the most sex-crazed nation. Europeans are a far second place... And the rest of the world has much larger problems than to worry about sex.

The sex crazy comes with the fact that America is a nation with no survival problems. When you don't have to worry about food, shelter and other basic necessities, the only thing to worry about is how to pleasure oneself; hence the sex (and drugs)...

What is wrong with sex?

aphexcoil · Apr 20, 2004

Quote from Babak:

But what kind of a name is Lauren?

Last I checked, it was a common one.

aphexcoil · Apr 20, 2004

Quote from rowenwood:

I'm guaranteed certain things with the fat female.

You know the Karma-Sutra book you have on the coffee table? Throw it out, because you're only getting in her one way.

She'll eat you like all her ex's.

Babak · Apr 20, 2004

Quote from aphexcoil:

Last I checked, it was a common one.

Maybe...but I was thinking along the lines of moaning it out during an orgasm or something. It just doesn't flow. I'd feel much better with say, Laura. Anything with lots of vowels (preferably ending in a vowel also). Am I being too picky?

rowenwood · Apr 20, 2004

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aphexcoil · Apr 20, 2004

Quote from Babak:

Maybe...but I was thinking along the lines of moaning it out during an orgasm or something. It just doesn't flow. I'd feel much better with say, Laura. Anything with lots of vowels (preferably ending in a vowel also). Am I being too picky?

Well, she might have a nickname. Maybe you can call her by her middle name if she has no objections. Then again, you could just call her "oooohhh god!"

rowenwood · Apr 20, 2004

Quote from TradeOff:

OK, as most the heterosexual guys on the forum know, the first pic is "mytwocents" (Lauren). The second pic is... well... is up to you to decide.

Decide what?

Decide who you would choose to end up stranded on a deserted island with.

OK, time to cast your vote.

#1) mytwocents

#2) hot so cal mama

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