Sexuality Test

[Rearden Metal]

Quote from aphexcoil:

My past few girlfriends have been jewish. I think it's the nose that I like. I hear they are wild in bed until they get married, though. Oh well ...

I think all chicks depreciate in bed when they get the ring.

Did you see the brilliant new Chris Rock HBO special? I paraphrase here:

"Since I've been married, I haven't gotten any pussy in 7 years! ...I've gotten vagina. Fuck, I came out of a damn vagina. I come out, and first thing I said was 'I gotta go find me some pussy!'. If you like pussy, marriage ain't for you."

 

[TradeOff]

Quote from Rearden Metal:

I think all chicks depreciate in bed when they get the ring.

Did you see the brilliant new Chris Rock HBO special? I paraphrase here:

"Since I've been married, I haven't gotten any pussy in 7 years! ...I've gotten vagina. Fuck, I came out of a damn vagina. I come out, and first thing I said was 'I gotta go find me some pussy!'. If you like pussy, marriage ain't for you."

I think Dave Chapelle is funnier than Chris Rock.

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[Hello_Dollars]

Quote from Rearden Metal:

White fascist???? Try Jewish ethnicity/ Atheist Objectivist (Nearly identical to LIBERTARIAN/laissez faire capitalist.) I know you've read much philosophy by guys nobody's ever heard of-now try picking up Atlas Shrugged!

I was an MP in the prison which held most captured Pal terrorists, but this wasn't much different than being an actual prisoner. I was forced to be there, except I wasn't accused of any crime (until my five court-martials...lol), and carried a rifle.

Same heat, flies, awful food, sandstorms, and miserable living conditions as the 'real' prisoners though.

Damn, you're hardcore, Rearden. I once got a wedgie at summer camp. Is that kind of the same thing?