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nutmeg · Jan 28, 2013

Dr Stunata asked me to share his health tip exericse for the day.

Now if you sit on your ass all day and post on ET this little exercise will make your lungs feel like brand new. And you can do this right where you're at, I do this about a hour every night

Buy a bag of party balloons at WMT. 97 cents for a bag of 25. Take a balloon out and blow it up over and over again. I just let it hang in my mouth to exhale the air and blow it back up. Never even touch it with my hands. I get so automatice doing this I forget to let the air out and it pops, then I get spit and slobber everywhere and the dog barks.

Brings your breathing back the way it should be and you'll sleep good.

Try it.

FCXoptions · Jan 29, 2013

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

Colonel Sanders

nutmeg · Jan 29, 2013

So, let me get this straight. Obama, if he had a son wouldn't let him play football, but he has two daughters who can train for combat.

nutmeg · Jan 29, 2013

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My daughter has to write an article for journalism class. It has to be relevant to HS kids. To piss everyone off I suggested she write about student debt when they attend 13th and 14th grade. We know they don't teach fiducial prudence in high school. They even have a term for that, it's called BAB. broke ass bitch. lmao

She wrote about student debt. She got 100% on the paper> Booyah. She said the class is starting a blog. I said you need to be the finance writer. She said finance is mostly boring, "You know, the math part". I said, "Paychecks are math, you like to get a paycheck, you need to know finance." She agreed. Her first article for the blog will be on filing a 1040. She'll file her first tax return as well as some of her classmates. I'm sure she'll get their attention.

BSAM · Jan 30, 2013

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hughb · Jan 30, 2013

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She wrote about student debt. She got 100% on the paper> Booyah. She said the class is starting a blog. I said you need to be the finance writer. She said finance is mostly boring, "You know, the math part". I said, "Paychecks are math, you like to get a paycheck, you need to know finance." She agreed. Her first article for the blog will be on filing a 1040. She'll file her first tax return as well as some of her classmates. I'm sure she'll get their attention.

You're raising a future Nobel winning economist.

trendo · Jan 30, 2013

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hughb · Jan 31, 2013

Right now I'm $14 in the black for January with two hours to go in the month. Whoever your favorite god is - ask him to rain a little good luck down on me, just for two hours. I swear I'll be a better trader next month.

nutmeg · Jan 31, 2013

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Whoever your favorite god is - ask him to rain a little good luck down on me, just for two hours. I swear I'll be a better trader next month.

Dear Heavenly Father,

I pray Lord,for the better economy and stock market and Hughb.
You already know what stocks I owned so please Lord help those company to survive in this tough times and be able to continue to grow their business andt start making profits. If not them then me O' Lord. I will promise in return for my prayer to keep posting on ET helping peoples in need of a laugh, wisdom and something to talk about when I have that glass of wine, alone in the dark, in the rain. which I have already proven that to you. here in the Chit chat section. I Love you, Lord. God bless Nutmeg.

I will zeal this prayer in JESUS name. AMEN!

hughb · Jan 31, 2013

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Dear Heavenly Father,

I pray Lord,for the better economy and stock market and Hughb.
You already know what stocks I owned so please Lord help those company to survive in this tough times and be able to continue to grow their business andt start making profits. If not them then me O' Lord. I will promise in return for my prayer to keep posting on ET helping peoples in need of a laugh, wisdom and something to talk about when I have that glass of wine, alone in the dark, in the rain. which I have already proven that to you. here in the Chit chat section. I Love you, Lord. God bless Nutmeg.

I will zeal this prayer in JESUS name. AMEN!

Hey hey! 30 minutes to go I'm up $194. Looks like that Jesus fella has sympathy and compassion for degenerate speculators....