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Quote from nutmeg:

Speaking of Buck Owens, remember Minnie Pearl, she was on hee haw around the same time. Well the rumor is Minnie Pearl is Ozzie Osbourne's mother..and get this, Strom Thurmond is his father. Pretty random ...dude.
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Sounds reasonable.
 
Here's what I don't get.
Why is Nascar considered a sport?
You get in a car and ride around and around in a circle.
This can be done in a Walmart parking lot.
I think this "sport" was invented for old white men.
I expect to see John Boner and Mitch McConnell participating when they finally get kicked out of office.
 
Quote from BSAM:

Here's what I don't get.
Why is Nascar considered a sport?
You get in a car and ride around and around in a circle.
This can be done in a Walmart parking lot.
I think this "sport" was invented for old white men.
I expect to see John Boner and Mitch McConnell participating when they finally get kicked out of office.
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NASCAR was born out of competition between moonshine runner/drivers.
 
Quote from BSAM:

Here's what I don't get.
Why is Nascar considered a sport?
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Currently, eating is a sport. It's not uncommon to hear, "I ate 2 angus burgers, it wasn't easy."

You knwo what else is a sport and makes people think they are really smart: is when they down load an app on their phone. Whoa dude, show me how to do that.

This is all young people really can do well. Fuck with phones and eat. O hyea...forgot about pain.. No pain no gain, ohhhh awhhhh.. that tatto must of really hurt,...."yea, but it was worth it".
 
I'm thinking of contacting a Senator about the proposal of a "2011 Redneck Reformation Act".

Thank goodness there's none here on ET.
 
Okay enough of the trading, politics, and funny business.
Let me ask my fellow members a serious question.
Had you rather have a Snickers candy bar or a Snickers ice cream bar?
I think I'm gonna have to go with the ice cream version.
 
The iceman is a crazy freak, no doubt.
But my grandpa ran a sawmill, and hauled logs mid winter with horses.
Yeah, he was actually a lumberjack.
My dad owned a pet black bear cub. He fed the cows at 3.00am in the morning and stoked the furnace, because he had to, because the cows, and everyone else would Freeze to death at minus 30 C without food or warmth. No wonder he left the joint soon as he could, but it still begs the question, WTF????






Quote from Lornz:

Yes, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK! I chop more wood than a woodchuck would chuck, thus keeping me and myself pretty damn warm!

I actually don't have central heating. Therefore I eat as much as I can during the summer - slowly building up my fat reserves - before I go into semi-hibernation during the coldest months.
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