POLL: J-Lo

VOLUME · May 6, 2003

Do you remember what that slob J-Lo looked like back in the "In Living Color" days? She's had soooo much surgery, and she still isn't that hot.

You should post a third option for your poll-----Nothing at all.

Madison · May 6, 2003

Quote from VOLUME:

Do you remember what that slob J-Lo looked like back in the "In Living Color" days? She's had soooo much surgery, and she still isn't that hot.

yes - sans the professional cosmetics/lighting/photoshop work, considerably less appealing...

bmwstox · May 6, 2003

she's nasty, real nasty lookin.

freealways · May 6, 2003

>>In my prenuptial agreement, if my future wife ever lets her ass get out of control, I will give her like 6 months to get her act together or we're getting a divorce.<<

Careful Gordon. Once you start putting conditions in she will want to put some in as well.

For example, once your willy starts waning she may throw YOU on the scrapheap.

freealways

AAAintheBeltway · May 6, 2003

Quote from Madison:

yes - sans the professional cosmetics/lighting/photoshop work, considerably less appealing...

Like you could tell in the dark. Or care, if you had a double handful. Actually in her case, more like a double handful for you and also for a couple of your buddies.

Madison · May 6, 2003

Quote from AAAintheBeltway:

Like you could tell in the dark. Or care, if you had a double handful. Actually in her case, more like a double handful for you and also for a couple of your buddies.

true, true...

max401 · May 6, 2003

Quote from candletrader:

I defy anyone to tell me this bitch aint hot, even though she looks like she's sitting on the shitter in this pic...

Are you kidding? This woman is a comparative dog to the majority of entertainment industry do-ables. I'd rather do Melissa Rivers than J-Lo. Her butt is big as a butte. And she ain't no beaut.

candletrader · May 7, 2003

Quote from max401:

Are you kidding? This woman is a comparative dog to the majority of entertainment industry do-ables. I'd rather do Melissa Rivers than J-Lo. Her butt is big as a butte. And she ain't no beaut.

Melissa Rivers looks like a transvestite... gimme J-Lo anyday...

max401 · May 7, 2003

Quote from candletrader:

Melissa Rivers looks like a transvestite... gimme J-Lo anyday...

The "Lo" in "J-Lo" doesn't stand for low fat.

vulture · May 7, 2003

Quote from max401:

Are you kidding? This woman is a comparative dog to the majority of entertainment industry do-ables. I'd rather do Melissa Rivers than J-Lo. Her butt is big as a butte. And she ain't no beaut.

I agree...Relatively speaking, she is not at the top of the list as far as celebrities go...Compared to the average chick in society, sure she is good looking...Here is my list of top female celebrities, models:

Laetitia Casta
Monica Bellucci
Yasmin Bleeth
Bo Derek(in her prime)
Lynda Carter(in her prime)
Shania Twain