POLL: J-Lo

[hapaboy]

Quote from candletrader:

I defy anyone to tell me this bitch aint hot, even though she looks like she's sitting on the shitter in this pic...

All that is appealing to me is her face and hair. As for the rest of her, not enough upstairs and too much downstairs.

To each his own.

 

[Gordon Gekko]

Quote from hapaboy:

All that is appealing to me is her face and hair. As for the rest of her, not enough upstairs and too much downstairs.

To each his own.

I am with you on that. She is definitely pretty and I wouldn't think twice about banging her, but I don't prefer big asses. I do, however, prefer a big chest.

IMO, the best female measurements are 36-22-34.

Here's a girl that's 34-22-34 (she's topless, but I think us guys can handle it):
http://www.busite.hpg.ig.com.br/Loiras_A-I/Elisa_Bridges/tn/elisab08.med.jpg

Here's 36-22-34 (Pamela Anderson):
http://www.jfturner.com/images/New2003/Pamela Crouching.jpg

 

[Gordon Gekko]

Without question, Lopez's ass is too big (IMO).

http://www.nyrock.com/imgs99c/lopez4a.jpg

p.s. I'm an expert on this stuff.

 

[candletrader]

Quote from Babak:



ok, ok man! She's hot! I'll do anything as long as you promise to keep those vulture-claw feet away from my face.

Don't worry... I don't do men... I only do bitches...

 

[AAAintheBeltway]

Quote from Gordon Gekko:

Without question, Lopez's ass is too big (IMO).

http://www.nyrock.com/imgs99c/lopez4a.jpg

p.s. I'm an expert on this stuff.

You young bucks have a lot to learn. The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

 

[freealways]

>>have you seen candle?? maybe he has money (prob doesn't), but he's a freakin nerd! nerds never ever get laid! hell, if even bill gates can't get any... :-/<<

What do you mean Longshot ?

You should see Candle's girlfriend, she's hot. HOT.

Just ask him to post a picture of her and you will see for yourself.

freealways

 

[Magna]

Quote from AAAintheBeltway:

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

That's a great line from the Spinal Tap song (although they say "...the sweeter the pushin") appropriately named Big Bottom.

 

[candletrader]

Quote from freealways:

>>have you seen candle?? maybe he has money (prob doesn't), but he's a freakin nerd! nerds never ever get laid! hell, if even bill gates can't get any... :-/<<

What do you mean Longshot ?

You should see Candle's girlfriend, she's hot. HOT.

Just ask him to post a picture of her and you will see for yourself.

freealways

I split up with that bitch, the moment someone exposed me as making it up that she was actually my bitch, hehe! She was actually just a hot Hong Kong actress, whose pic I found whilst surfing the net for Far Eastern porn...

 

[candletrader]

Quote from Magna:

That's a great line from the Spinal Tap song (although they say "...the sweeter the pushin") appropriately named Big Bottom.

Better... Sweeter... whatever adjective you use, I most wholeheartedly subscribe to the notion that doin a bitch with a juicy ass is eminently more pleasurable than doin a bitch with no meat on her rump...

 

[Gordon Gekko]

In my prenuptial agreement, if my future wife ever lets her ass get out of control, I will give her like 6 months to get her act together or we're getting a divorce.