OK 9/11 Liar Guy Who Preaches Morality To Others, I think I'm starting to get it now, but I'd appreciate your help in making sure I have your position perfectly straight:
Back when you were a budding little 11 year old bullshitter, had your parents relocated themselves along with you, your imaginary sister Laura, and the rest of your sleazy lawyer family to Israel, China, Timbuktu, or wherever... You'd then feel a firm moral obligation to remain in that foreign country for the rest of your life, no matter what. Moving back to the U.S. on your own at any later point would be wrong, as this would make you a sniveling coward.
Do I have this right? Or does the concept only apply when the foreign country you should have never moved to has mandatory military service? Like, what if your family had moved Little Steve to a famine stricken country in Africa? Would returning to the U.S. and eating fat juicy steaks while other people stayed out there and starved have made you a coward as well? How about if you'd made a childhood relocation to France, but found yourself allergic to frog-eating snobs? Ok to move back home then, or not?
I'm seriously asking because I don't know- I lack your superior 9/11 liar douchebag sense of high morality, so I really do need all this explained to me before I can fully grasp the concept. Thanks so much for your help!
Back when you were a budding little 11 year old bullshitter, had your parents relocated themselves along with you, your imaginary sister Laura, and the rest of your sleazy lawyer family to Israel, China, Timbuktu, or wherever... You'd then feel a firm moral obligation to remain in that foreign country for the rest of your life, no matter what. Moving back to the U.S. on your own at any later point would be wrong, as this would make you a sniveling coward.
Do I have this right? Or does the concept only apply when the foreign country you should have never moved to has mandatory military service? Like, what if your family had moved Little Steve to a famine stricken country in Africa? Would returning to the U.S. and eating fat juicy steaks while other people stayed out there and starved have made you a coward as well? How about if you'd made a childhood relocation to France, but found yourself allergic to frog-eating snobs? Ok to move back home then, or not?
I'm seriously asking because I don't know- I lack your superior 9/11 liar douchebag sense of high morality, so I really do need all this explained to me before I can fully grasp the concept. Thanks so much for your help!
