OMG ! An actual 'thank you' note from IB.

[lindq]

For the first time in 11 years, I received an email today from Interactive Brokers, thanking me for my business.

On this date 11 year(s) ago, you opened your account with Interactive Brokers.
Thank you for being a valued client!
Interactive Brokers Client Services

Hell has officially frozen over!

 

[fordewind]

 

[d08]

I wish there was something else for such loyalty but yes, it's a nice touch.

 

[luisHK]

I wish there was something else for such loyalty but yes, it's a nice touch.

On this date 11 year(s) ago, you opened your account with Interactive Brokers.
Thank you for being a valued client!
As a token of our appreciation, please enjoy the beta version of our new and more destructive than ever auto liquidation process.
Interactive Brokers Client Services

 

[traider]

New head of PR?

 

[stevegee58]

Viable low-cost alternatives available?

 

[tsznecki]

Print that email out and frame that shit!

 

[MattZ]

The internal marketing department must have discovered the Hallmark store downstairs.

 

[athlonmank8]

Surprised you didn't get a margin increase in the same sentence.

 

[Visaria]

I received my one a few months ago:

"Dear Visaria

On this date 15 year(s) ago, you opened your account with Interactive Brokers.

Thank you for being a valued client!

Interactive Brokers Client Services"