IMAO: ...Not Smart Honky
"President Obama stood before the press next to Senator Reid. âI want you to know that I fully forgive Reid for his remarks about my skin color and black dialectââ
ââNegroâ dialect,â Reid corrected.
âYes, that. Anyway, he is forgiven and we can get away from this distraction to the important business of the American people.â
Obama and Reid then headed into the White House. As soon as they were inside and the doors were closed, Obama started violently smacking Reid about the head. âDumb honky!â
âAhh! Why are you so angry?!â Reid cried. âWas your welfare check late?â
Obama smacked Reid even harder. âFor the last time, itâs a government paycheck, not a welfare check! Dumb honky! Now get out of here!â
Reid started to flee for the door, but stopped just before leaving and quickly pulled his wallet out of his suit jacket and then put it back.
Obama ran over and started smacking him again. âDid you just check whether your wallet was still there? Dumb honky! Every time I try to do anything, there always has to be honkies ruining it!â
Reid kept trying to cover his head. âThis is why Iâm scared of black people!â
Obama kept smacking him. âYou only think youâre scared! I will make you scared! Now get out of here!â
Reid got out the door and ran off. Then Vice President Biden entered the room. âMr. President, we needââ
Obama ran over and started smacking Biden. âDumb honky!â
âWhat did I say?!â
Obama kept smacking him. âNothing yet, but knowing you, you were about to so I decided I might as well get started.â
âYouâre crazier than a yellow chinaman!â
âDUMB HONKY!â"
