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What? Vic has made tremendously more over the years for his investors than he lost. Hedge funds are risky, but I guess you haven't a clue what that means. Only sophisticated investors can participate so go back to your mutual funds and reading the rich dad book. You will never understand.
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Vic's the guy at the racetrack who hit's the early daily double......hit's 3 pick 3's......and by the last race he's asking every patron at the track for cab money home. He was a HORRIBLE hedge fund manager. One of the all time worst.

Happy New Yrs Surf.
 
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If you know any pharma reps, ask about doctors who'll stand in line at a tradeshow half an hour for a sleeve of golf balls...
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That's a FACT!! Agreed! I have several M.D's in the family, and they drive me COMPLETELY nuts with their "ways."

I told a good one at the reunion this year that went over like a lead baloon, but so true. "What's the difference between God and a Physician?"

A: "God doesn't think he's a Physician..."
Lol!
 
Quote from LEAPup:

That's a FACT!! Agreed! I have several M.D's in the family, and they drive me COMPLETELY nuts with their "ways."

I told a good one at the reunion this year that went over like a lead baloon, but so true. "What's the difference between God and a Physician?"

A: "God doesn't think he's a Physician..."
Lol!
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You like doctor jokes, eh? Here's my fav...

"Definition of a Tax Shelter.... A hole in the ground surrounded by doctors.. into which they will throw their wallet if you tell them it's tax deductible".

I told that in small group of doctors once... nobody laughed except me.

:mad:
 
Quote from Slapshott:

It's clearly not Victor.
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Clearly.... :)

Or as Victor would say discernibly, indubitably, lucidly, perceptibly, sonorously, translucently,

P.S.: Surf, you know shit.... (Slapshott, Rodney and Hamster are all Surf in this thread)
 
Quote from Scataphagos:

You like doctor jokes, eh? Here's my fav...

"Definition of a Tax Shelter.... A hole in the ground surrounded by doctors.. into which they will throw their wallet if you tell them it's tax deductible".

I told that in small group of doctors once... nobody laughed except me.

:mad:
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Lol!!!! And they probably didn't laugh because they know God doesn't think he's a Physician. Lol!!!!
 
Quote from Pekelo:

P.S.: Surf, you know shit.... (Slapshott, Rodney and Hamster are all Surf in this thread)
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Slapshott and Hamster were banned . . . just like the other "hundred" aliases that fat boy has created.

2011 will bring another "hundred" more from the addict.

Stay tuned.
 
Quote from EPrado:

Vic's the guy at the racetrack who hit's the early daily double......hit's 3 pick 3's......and by the last race he's asking every patron at the track for cab money home. He was a HORRIBLE hedge fund manager. One of the all time worst.

Happy New Yrs Surf.
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EPrado,

You clearly have no idea... I wish I could break you...
 
Quote from TraDaToR:

I would prefer him to give away 4000$ silently, without comparing himself to Mozart. He can give away everything he wants, but until he recovers all the investors money he lost, he should just shut the F*** up and thank the Hedge Fund God every day they are not regulated better.
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TraDaTor, I wish I could respond intelligently to your thread, as I have just returned from a vacation, but alas I cannot. To tell you to close your own ridiculous mouth would be like telling Lindsay Lohan to keep her own mouth shut on New Year's Eve. Just impossible. I ask you to thank the gods that your body has an autonomic nervous system that permits it to breathe without cognitive thought. If breathing required even one single firing of an "intelligent" neuron, you would be dead...
 
Quote from Slapshott:

It's clearly not Victor. Although it may be his wife or children jerking your chain. Relax and have some fun.
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Slapshott,

At least you have the sense to know that I am not Victor, but merely a close friend of his. As for others, I do not take kindly to insulting a great man by those who know so little...
 
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