An entirely new beaurocratic department? Good grief. What's next, a FART Czar?
An entirely new beaurocratic department? Good grief. What's next, a FART Czar?
You take that post. I'll take up the sex Czar post and we'll throw lavish parties at tax payers expense.Do they need a beer czar?
Where do sign up? There are some public initiatives that I am willing to sacrifice for!
"No medical experience necessary."Help Wanted: Sacrificial Goat. Must be well spoken, able to keep composure before congress and the media. Must be willing to retire from position within a few months. Must be able to express great concern, empathy and understanding, while demonstrating a great amount of effort without actually doing anything. Perks include free HazMat gear for life! Call the Whitehouse to apply.