New Czar... For Ebola.... Ron Klain

Help Wanted: Sacrificial Goat. Must be well spoken, able to keep composure before congress and the media. Must be willing to retire from position within a few months. Must be able to express great concern, empathy and understanding, while demonstrating a great amount of effort without actually doing anything. Perks include free HazMat gear for life! Call the Whitehouse to apply.
 
Do they need a beer czar?

Where do sign up? There are some public initiatives that I am willing to sacrifice for!
You take that post. I'll take up the sex Czar post and we'll throw lavish parties at tax payers expense.
 
If only we already had a massive federal bureaucracy devoted to infectious diseases. We could call it something catchy like the Centers for Disease Control. Put a real expert in charge of it.
 
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No surprise here. Typical political hack with a long resume supporting the leftist agenda. A true believer the likes of Susan Rice who will go out, and with a straight face, disseminate the party line however ridiculous. Perfect choice to circle the wagons.
 
Help Wanted: Sacrificial Goat. Must be well spoken, able to keep composure before congress and the media. Must be willing to retire from position within a few months. Must be able to express great concern, empathy and understanding, while demonstrating a great amount of effort without actually doing anything. Perks include free HazMat gear for life! Call the Whitehouse to apply.
"No medical experience necessary."
 
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