You manifest zero critical thinking skills...
hence there is a strong chance you could have benefited from a larger dose of liberal arts education.
Or... perhaps had you been forced to learn how to to defend your thoughts and learned to base them on facts, data and reality... a doctorate might have helped you.
Alas, most of us can see your education has failed to turn you into a person who thinks well.
You're the guy who thought the secret to solving your obesity problem was drinking more diet colas. Apparently that liberal arts education of yours didn't teach you any common sense or make you very rational. And its left you with very poor judgement.