Moving to Vegas for a year.... tips?

ElCubano said:
Ken Kardashian - he would nail it.
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Ken would nail anything.

Episode 1 of The Ken Calhoun Show.
Ken packing up the U-Haul leaving Colorado for the bright lights of Vegas. On the way he stops at a Dumpster to throw out some used Sex Dolls. That'll hook the Viewers early.

Im just imagining @Overnight sitting on front of the TV watching The Ken Calhoun Show each week :D
 
Darc said:
On the way he stops at a Dumpster to throw out some used Sex Dolls. That'll hook the Viewers early.
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That's gold.
Larry David would love that.

To build on the scene, he needs to have the owner of the dumpster come out and confront him as to wtf he's doing. Make the guy Pakistani. At a gas station.
"What are you doing?! Dees is not a public dumpster!"
Have him reach in and pull out the dolls.
Omg... I could just see this. I'm cracking up as I'm typing.
Gold Jerry, gold! :cool:
 
vanzandt said:
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That's gold.
Larry David would love that.

To build on the scene, he needs to have the owner of the dumpster come out and confront him as to wtf he's doing. Make the guy Pakistani. At a gas station.
"What are you doing?! Dees is not a public dumpster!"
Have him reach in and pull out the dolls.
Omg... I could just see this. I'm cracking up as I'm typing.
Gold Jerry, gold! :cool:
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As the scene developes not only does the Pakistani let him keep throwing dolls in the dumpster but now he is convinced to try out Kens trading course at a deep discount. They go on to set the stage for a great friendship. .
 
ElCubano said:
As the scene developes not only does the Pakistani let him keep throwing dolls in the dumpster but now he is convinced to try out Kens trading course at a deep discount. They go on to set the stage for a great friendship. .
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So Ken gets temporarily sidetracked, he likes what he see's, and decides to stay in town a few days.

He holes up at the rundown, outdated motel across the street to demonstrate daytrading to his new friend and anyone else in town that might be interested. Unknown to Ken however, the county sheriff has made the "all-cash" motel no-tell the target of a sting operation involving allegations of prostitution masterminded by Candy, the midnight manager of the local Waffle House down the street.

As night sets in and episode one draws to a close, we see Ken's new friend take a quick look around his darkened parking lot as he excitedly pulls the cheer-leader doll out of the dumpster and stuffs it in his car smiling. The camera pans in thru the Waffle House window and there sits Ken, a little buzzed, but turning on the charm to a buxom Candy wearing a two size too small grease stained polyester dress as he orders the mushroom omelette and a side of hash-browns.
 
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Make sure you send these Producers links to your Sax and Singing as well Ken. And regain that Hollywood suntan you once had, make sure it's an all over Suntan, I'm guessing your bare ass is gunna get some screentime too.
 
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