And FWIW, I am not trying to be shitty to new ppl by speaking jargon. I do so to be as brief as possible; not to obfuscate.
This is what I assumed right from the start, and haven't seen anything to even hint otherwise since then. Unpacking that brevity and all its implications has been one hell of an education (one in which "googling" is rarely of much help)... and I don't know that it
could be done any other way, unless you wanted to write long treatises on the whys and wherefores every time. With options, there's a relatively high bar that has to be cleared before you can get to what really matters... at a certain point, you just have to assume that your readers have all done so, because what you're talking about is complex enough on its own - and you can't preface every discussion with a recap of the entire high school curriculum.
(That being said - I really appreciate your help when I was just starting out and had simple questions. Often, even
those answers were so cryptic that I had to struggle to figure them out for days, but it was all helpful.

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The "fixed" or "technical" aspects of options trading can indeed often be found by searching the web. Occasionally, they'll even be right... good luck figuring out which is which
unless you already know the answer, or at least have enough general knowledge of this domain. But learning the rest, the
really meaningful part, is like trying to teach someone to play the piano, or perform a complex jiujitsu move by using only words. At a certain point, you have to
show how to do it - and support it with a few words that presume all the basics.