Men, Women, Divorce, and Trading in 2012

Should I get Married?

  • Yes

    Votes: 11 16.4%
  • No

    Votes: 56 83.6%

  • Total voters
    67
There are two types of men - those who are suited to marriage and family life, and those who aren't. If you're the second type, never get married.

If you are the first type, only get married to someone who is so good that you can't live without them. That requires:

i) you get a viagra-strength boner within a few seconds of seeing her
ii) she is a filthy slut in bed, and willing to do any sexual fantasy you care to try
iii) she is of child-bearing age, no prior kids, and in good health
iv) she is not irresponsible - no drug habit, gambling habit, large debt etc
v) her mother looks pretty good for her age, and both parents like you and are good fun to talk to
vi) your core values are compatible: kids, religion, politics, meaning of life etc
vii) you both want to have kids
viii) your arguments are infrequent, mild, and you make up quickly
ix) she doesn't nag you except when you are a lazy idiot and deserve to be nagged at
x) you have been together at least 1 year, and the sex is still frequent and good

If all these boxes are ticked, then you may have met someone you can get married to. Otherwise, forget it.
 
Quote from Zr1Trader:

All these people complaining that life is shitty yada yada yada wouldn't have had a chance in hell any time before the 1900's when life was 10x harder.

Stop looking at what you DON"T HAVE, and start looking at what you DO HAVE.

That is a awesome point life is to easy. If I'm hard wired to be doing hard labor and I'm sitting at home playing with kids all day maybe something short circuited in my brain.
 
Quote from riskaddict:

That is a awesome point life is to easy. If I'm hard wired to be doing hard labor and I'm sitting at home playing with kids all day maybe something short circuited in my brain.
it don't last long, we had three in diapers in three years, just going to the grandparents house was like being on the road crew for Led Zeppelin. They grow out of that stuff, and then it is just pretty much driving, here there everywhere. HS graduation day and then things start getting back to normal, it is just you and them and your checkbook. Now I kind of like it when they call and say, "Hey Dad, how are you?"
 
Quote from budcampbell:

Okay, i get it. Marriage counselors are a waste of time and money.
I wish I would have gone to one when my wife first asked to.

Number one, I didn't want to spend the money

Number two, I was scared when the counselor finally heard the whole story they would say, "You guys just aren't cut out for each other."
 
Quote from Ghost of Cutten:

There are two types of men - those who are suited to marriage and family life, and those who aren't. If you're the second type, never get married.

If you are the first type, only get married to someone who is so good that you can't live without them. That requires:

i) you get a viagra-strength boner within a few seconds of seeing her
ii) she is a filthy slut in bed, and willing to do any sexual fantasy you care to try
iii) she is of child-bearing age, no prior kids, and in good health
iv) she is not irresponsible - no drug habit, gambling habit, large debt etc
v) her mother looks pretty good for her age, and both parents like you and are good fun to talk to
vi) your core values are compatible: kids, religion, politics, meaning of life etc
vii) you both want to have kids
viii) your arguments are infrequent, mild, and you make up quickly
ix) she doesn't nag you except when you are a lazy idiot and deserve to be nagged at
x) you have been together at least 1 year, and the sex is still frequent and good

If all these boxes are ticked, then you may have met someone you can get married to. Otherwise, forget it.

LOL, how old are you of I may ask ?
 
Quote from cdcaveman:

i really cna't stop reading this thread... i've literally witnessed alot of my friends marry.. one or two happily... takes a certain kind of person to get married... Me personally.. i'm not some kind of arrogant masochistic asshole or anything but i don't let girls take an inch.... i make them drive to see me alot of times .. I am a gentleman and pay the bill.. but then ask them how their financial life is going haha... i fuck with them to no end..... i've dated really really attractive women and frankly i can leave it or take it... most of them aren't really good company at all.... and i make sure they know that... i really do believe that feminism and american girl worship has ruined the dynamics between men and women... I attribute my sucess with women to the fact that i very sarcastic.. i degrade them in subtl sarcastic ways..... yes i'm not married.. i'm never gonna bow down to some bitch and just accept the saying "this is just the way women are" i've had many girls want to marry me and i never gave it a thought... frankly i think i've been so turned off by the fact that women lack so much personality, emotional intelligence, and intellectual intelligence i just don't even pay attention to them... this is a typical senario i see my friends get in to.. hypothetical of course..

hey your really cute... girl gives him a nasty look..
(because girls think if you like them thier is something wrong with you, because i think deep down they know they are shit and anyone that would like them has to be just as stupid, that or it writes desperate all over your forehead)

something i would say to a girl..
"hey lala land, your up.. ORDER" and then laugh
(at starbucks)
or anything that is funny that shows how not impressed i am with them..
boom.. they strike a open ended conversation with me, and then stand there and say.. " sooo..... umm see you around?"
AND I SAY.. thats so typical of how a girl asks a guy for his number... and then i laugh at her more.. and she says something like.. well do you want my number.... and i say.. well ya why not.. then i just continuelly harrass her lack of intelligence.. and she practially begs me to hang out.. as fucked up as this sounds.. and dishearting it is to me to watch girls react to me this way... its fucking the truth..

How old are you ?
 
Quote from oldtime:

UGMA? "Take out the old high and mom will make you whatever you want for dinner"

putting stocks in kids account makes the mom happy...
could be more great advice. I had not thought of that.
 
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