Madoff dying of cancer, fellow inmates say: report

[Rtrader2525]

Quote from Maverickz:

But do they let them take it back to their cells? I figured that was for consumption in the cafeteria. Then again I guess he is in "Club Fed".

You can take your commis. back to your cell, or at least I heard from a friend that you could

 

[Red_Ink_inc]

Quote from Rtrader2525:

You can by food at the commissary. Most prisons/jails have a day of the week when well behaved inmates can buy food with their own dough.

I wonder what sort of meal one could buy with $50,000,000,000?

 

[tmarket]

Quote from Banjo:

Madoff Doesn’t Have Cancer, Prison Authorities Say (Update1)

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aS7KGjfiSj98

However, he would like to have his prostate examine a lot more often.

 

[turkeyneck]

Quote from TraDaToR:

What are the gangs trying to recruit him for? LOL

For his famous small wiener?

 

[sweet&tasty]

Quote from TraDaToR:

What are the gangs trying to recruit him for? LOL

its probably less "recruiting" and more..... "well Bernie, we know you still have millions stashed away somewhere..... show us the money or your gonna have some not so fun times in the shower....."

cause we all know he has a few hundred mill stashed somewhere that the law will never find. You dont rip people off for 30 years without covering yourself in the event you get caught....

 

[Rtrader2525]

Quote from Red_Ink_inc:

I wonder what sort of meal one could buy with $50,000,000,000?

You could get a pretty hefty supply of Ramen and juice boxes for sure!!

 

[crgarcia]

Quote from maninjapan:

Ive heard that hes started collecting money from inmates promising a couple of % a month. Minimum start is $10, but he'll take cigarettes or anything else of value.

ROFLMAO!


Let's hope he won't accept prison bitches as part of the investment capital
:eek:

 

[u21c3f6]

Quote from maninjapan:

Ive heard that hes started collecting money from inmates promising a couple of % a month. Minimum start is $10, but he'll take cigarettes or anything else of value.

I think I've seen this movie. It was titled: The Producers.

Joe.

 

[Bootsie]

Quote from Banjo:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090824/us_nm/us_madoff_cancer_3

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