Jokes 2
- Thread starter gwb-trading
- Start date
Good Trade !
I remember once when I was driving home from one of my business trips through Northern Arizona, when I saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, I stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he'd would like a ride. With a word or two of thanks, he got in the car.
After resuming the journey and a bit of small talk, the Navajo man noticed a brown bag on the seat next to me. "What's in the bag?" asked the old man. I looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. Got it for my wife."
The Navajo man was silent for a moment, and then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, "Good trade."
I remember once when I was driving home from one of my business trips through Northern Arizona, when I saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, I stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he'd would like a ride. With a word or two of thanks, he got in the car.
After resuming the journey and a bit of small talk, the Navajo man noticed a brown bag on the seat next to me. "What's in the bag?" asked the old man. I looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. Got it for my wife."
The Navajo man was silent for a moment, and then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, "Good trade."
How do you find a good small-cap fund manager?
Find a good large-cap fund manager, and wait.
A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!
Momentum Investing: The fine art of buying high and selling low.
Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower
Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.
There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards.
1. Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%
2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
3. Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%
Find a good large-cap fund manager, and wait.
A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!
Momentum Investing: The fine art of buying high and selling low.
Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower
Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.
There are primarily 3 different types of investors who post on the message boards.
1. Those who don't know anything: approx. 10%
2. Those who know a little: approx. 10%
3. Those who don't realize they don't know anything: approx. 80%
I forgot how funny Ghost Busters was/is.
"I put on my pants like everyone else. Running around screaming as my wife chases me down." - Conan O'Brien