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- Thread starter gwb-trading
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Probably more reliable.
An anti-vaxxer got a call from the Doctor.
The doctor said "Your test results are in and I'm afraid it's not good news."
"Nonsense," replied the anti-vaxxer. "I don't trust your pharmaceutical industry. My entire life I relied on homeopathic remedies instead of medication, and the only diagnosis I accept is based on my horoscope."
"Fair enough, in that case tell me your star -sign." said the doctor.
The anti-vaxxer replied "My star sign is Cancer."
The doctor said "Well what a damn coincidence..."
The doctor said "Your test results are in and I'm afraid it's not good news."
"Nonsense," replied the anti-vaxxer. "I don't trust your pharmaceutical industry. My entire life I relied on homeopathic remedies instead of medication, and the only diagnosis I accept is based on my horoscope."
"Fair enough, in that case tell me your star -sign." said the doctor.
The anti-vaxxer replied "My star sign is Cancer."
The doctor said "Well what a damn coincidence..."
What is the scientific name for anti-vaxxers during a pandemic?
The control group.
It's always weird to come across an anti-vaxxer nowadays...
...they seem to be a dying breed
Did you hear about the anti masker who died?
They went scuba diving
My anti-vaxx girlfriend asked me about trying to make a child together
Apparently, “Let’s give it a shot, then” wasn’t the best answer.
Did anyone hear about the serial killer who is targeting Anti-Vaxxers?
Covid-19
What do you call a cleaning lady who is anti-vax?
Mrs. DoubtPfizer
Anti-vaxxers are heroes
They prevent diseases from going extinct.
I support the anti-mask people
Thanks to them the average IQ is rising
The control group.
It's always weird to come across an anti-vaxxer nowadays...
...they seem to be a dying breed
Did you hear about the anti masker who died?
They went scuba diving
My anti-vaxx girlfriend asked me about trying to make a child together
Apparently, “Let’s give it a shot, then” wasn’t the best answer.
Did anyone hear about the serial killer who is targeting Anti-Vaxxers?
Covid-19
What do you call a cleaning lady who is anti-vax?
Mrs. DoubtPfizer
Anti-vaxxers are heroes
They prevent diseases from going extinct.
I support the anti-mask people
Thanks to them the average IQ is rising