Jokes 2

gwb-trading · Mar 21, 2017

Al Bundy finds Hell to be a pleasant change...

OddTrader · Mar 22, 2017

I made cookies for you. It is an apology because I crashed your new car.
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YOU DID WHAT?!
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Cookies. I made cookies for you.

OddTrader · Mar 22, 2017

I’m the living proof that women are good at multitasking. ( Linda, 33 – many times can park at two parking spots at once. )

OddTrader · Mar 22, 2017

You’re so cute!
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Thanks.
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I really wish there was something between us.
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Yeah, me too. Like a tall wall.

OddTrader · Mar 22, 2017

My wife and I have been married for 43 years and we've never even thought about a divorce.

(Murder, yes. But divorce, no.)

OddTrader · Mar 22, 2017

Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" (How dangerous can a child be?)

OddTrader · Mar 22, 2017

I heard Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion USD.

Bimbos… why didn’t they just download it like everyone else?

OddTrader · Mar 22, 2017

In a bakery:

Man to the shop assistant: “I’ll have that thing there, please.”

Shop assistant: “Cupcake?”

Man: “OK, Cupcake, I’ll have that thing there, please.”

OddTrader · Mar 22, 2017

Husband: Wow, honey, you look really different today. Did you do something to your hair?
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Wife: Michael, I’m over here!

OddTrader · Mar 22, 2017

I hate it when I run out of toilet paper and I have to make the trip to the grocery store in really small steps.