Jokes 2

gwb-trading · Mar 14, 2017

Buy1Sell2 · Mar 15, 2017

My next posting in this thread will contain the joke that many believe is the greatest and funniest joke of all time--

Optionpro007 · Mar 16, 2017

Van_der_Voort_4 · Mar 16, 2017

gwb-trading · Mar 17, 2017

My teenage daughter came home in a rage.

“I’ve just had sex education in school today, Dad!

You lied to me!

You told me if I sleep with a boy before my sixteenth birthday my boyfriend will die!”

I put down my paper: “Oh, he will sweetheart, he will.”

Optionpro007 · Mar 17, 2017

OddTrader · Mar 18, 2017

http://www.news.com.au/travel/world...r/news-story/08eee6f0d3dab6467c8c1dd8566c2514

“Invading Liechtenstein was admittedly a foolish thing to do, but at least the Swiss Army has shown it knows how to bring a failed military action to a happy conclusion.

“You just turn around and sneak back home as quickly and quietly as you can before anybody notices.

“And the next day you call on the head of the foreign territory and offer a formal apology.”

Buy1Sell2 · Mar 19, 2017

Buy1Sell2 said:
My next posting in this thread will contain the joke that many believe is the greatest and funniest joke of all time--

This posting will be forthcoming.

Humpy · Mar 20, 2017

Buy1Sell2 said:
This posting will be forthcoming.

This century or next ?

OddTrader · Mar 20, 2017

Humpy said:
This century or next ?

This posting will be forthcoming.