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Since the site went down, I have only received three emails from ET and all of these
were from the joke thread. I hate being left out like this, so I hope Baron reads this.
Sorry to horn in on Nutmeg's post but after notifying ET about this problem, this is all that I have gotten. Regards everyone.
 
nutmeg said:
I ve been meaning to offer up an explanation for my absence. Life changes and I've moved on. You guys are all great and the time spent here had a purpose. I log on once in a while and read and might post.

Hmnnn.. Here goes, the cliff note version. My wife of 30 years diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer, 8 months later I get diagnosed with lukemia. I go to boston for chemo wife goes to albany for chemo. 6 months later i get major lung problems, I'm in a wheel chair and oxygen trying to take care of my wife who by then is sick as a dog. My lung problem is never diagnosed but I get better. Wife dies. I go to boston get bone marrow transplant. I easily racked up close to a million dollars in medical bills, i have good insurance. I am doing fucking great. This is over the course of 2 1/2 years. Feb 11th will be one year sice my wife died.

Some day I might write the second act, meeting a young girl, (17 years younger than me)
I was mad at God and I told him , the chaplain, the priest and my mother the devote catholic.

If you want to see God restore whats been stolen from you, get up each morning expecting good things to happen.

In the grand scheme of things its just as easy to expect good things as it is to expect bad things.


Peace out guys, I'm still around.
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Sorry to hear about your troubles nutmeg. You've certainly been a stalwart around here.
 
nutmeg said:
I ve been meaning to offer up an explanation for my absence. Life changes and I've moved on. You guys are all great and the time spent here had a purpose. I log on once in a while and read and might post.

Hmnnn.. Here goes, the cliff note version. My wife of 30 years diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer, 8 months later I get diagnosed with lukemia. I go to boston for chemo wife goes to albany for chemo. 6 months later i get major lung problems, I'm in a wheel chair and oxygen trying to take care of my wife who by then is sick as a dog. My lung problem is never diagnosed but I get better. Wife dies. I go to boston get bone marrow transplant. I easily racked up close to a million dollars in medical bills, i have good insurance. I am doing fucking great. This is over the course of 2 1/2 years. Feb 11th will be one year sice my wife died.

Some day I might write the second act, meeting a young girl, (17 years younger than me)
I was mad at God and I told him , the chaplain, the priest and my mother the devote catholic.

If you want to see God restore whats been stolen from you, get up each morning expecting good things to happen.

In the grand scheme of things its just as easy to expect good things as it is to expect bad things.


Peace out guys, I'm still around.
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Come on, Nut. What really happened?

You know, I knew. It was the only thing to keep you away. And of course, there was no way to know for sure unless you showed up. I'm at least relieved to know as horrible as it is. Good luck. Nothing more I can do, or I'd do it. We had some belly laughs. It was all good. Go back and read the old stuff. It was really good.
 
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

It is opened by a 12 year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of

whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"

Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?"
 
nutmeg said:
I ve been meaning to offer up an explanation for my absence. Life changes and I've moved on. You guys are all great and the time spent here had a purpose. I log on once in a while and read and might post.

Hmnnn.. Here goes, the cliff note version. My wife of 30 years diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer, 8 months later I get diagnosed with lukemia. I go to boston for chemo wife goes to albany for chemo. 6 months later i get major lung problems, I'm in a wheel chair and oxygen trying to take care of my wife who by then is sick as a dog. My lung problem is never diagnosed but I get better. Wife dies. I go to boston get bone marrow transplant. I easily racked up close to a million dollars in medical bills, i have good insurance. I am doing fucking great. This is over the course of 2 1/2 years. Feb 11th will be one year sice my wife died.

Some day I might write the second act, meeting a young girl, (17 years younger than me)
I was mad at God and I told him , the chaplain, the priest and my mother the devote catholic.

If you want to see God restore whats been stolen from you, get up each morning expecting good things to happen.

In the grand scheme of things its just as easy to expect good things as it is to expect bad things.


Peace out guys, I'm still around.
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Peace to you brother and all the best wishes.
 
State of the Union address

Fellow Americans lets blame the immigrants. They can't answer back and most of them haven't arrived yet.
 

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