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An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your Prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.
I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ''99''.
The old guy obeys and says, "99".
The doctor says,"Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ''99".
Again, the old guy says, ''99''.
The doctor said,âVery goodâ.
Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees Raised slightly.
I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.
Now take a deep breath and say, ''99''.
The old guy begins, "One.... two⦠threeâ¦"
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your Prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.
I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, ''99''.
The old guy obeys and says, "99".
The doctor says,"Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ''99".
Again, the old guy says, ''99''.
The doctor said,âVery goodâ.
Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees Raised slightly.
I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.
Now take a deep breath and say, ''99''.
The old guy begins, "One.... two⦠threeâ¦"
That is great!
Very good Humpy
Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
So a tourist visiting some obscure town, stops at the local motel, and
lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs
to pick one for the night.
As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next
door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to
the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier,
the Co-op.
The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local
prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her
"services" on credit.
The hooker rushes to the motel and pays off her room bill with the hotel
Owner.
The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the
traveler will not suspect anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are
not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town
now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee.
and now Michelle would like to say a few words about her husband...
