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I think we need to go back and, sniff, pull some of his sickest stuff and repost it. Like, the carpenter knowing the floor was level if the cum ran out of both sides of his girlfriends mouth equally.Quote from fhl:
I can tell you would give your left nutmeg to have him back.
I mean, you don't get that stuff on the Tonight Show.
Anybody else got a favorite?
Nutmeg, that piquant brown spice you sprinkle on egg nog, is chock full o' the organic compound myristicin. Eating four to eight teaspoons of ground nutmeg causes mild hallucinations, warmth in the limbs ...
The Downside
... dizziness, nausea, cottonmouth, paranoia, difficulty urinating and, the coup de grace, a hangover that feels like God taking a dump on your soul.
Some users compare the nutmeg "high" to a hellish case of the flu. To make things worse, nutmeg consumption is easily the most inconvenient way to get high--its effects kick in five to six hours after ingestion. That's like having to drink a six-pack at lunch in anticipation of happy hour.
RIP!!!!!
The Downside
... dizziness, nausea, cottonmouth, paranoia, difficulty urinating and, the coup de grace, a hangover that feels like God taking a dump on your soul.
Some users compare the nutmeg "high" to a hellish case of the flu. To make things worse, nutmeg consumption is easily the most inconvenient way to get high--its effects kick in five to six hours after ingestion. That's like having to drink a six-pack at lunch in anticipation of happy hour.
RIP!!!!!
Governor Christie's press secretary has just clarified the whole "bridge-gate" situation and the investigation has now been cancelled.
It seems the Governor's phone's spell check changed a communique regarding his weight loss efforts into the message directing closure of the bridge.
He meant to say "Close the fridge"
It seems the Governor's phone's spell check changed a communique regarding his weight loss efforts into the message directing closure of the bridge.
He meant to say "Close the fridge"
Doubt it. Mine busted a gut and still wouldn't paint the house.
My favorite Churchill anecdote goes like this.
Back when he was a MP, one day on entering the mens room, Churchill saw a member of the opposition party standing in front of a urinal. Winston walked all the way down the line of urinals to the last one. The other member said "what's the matter, Winston, feeling a bit standoffish today?" Churchill responded "Not at all. Its just that when your side sees something large, you always want to nationalize it"
