Jokes 2

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass,
two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain
around his neck; walked into the
local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like
taking advantage of the system, getting
something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your
timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a
very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have
to drive around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz CL, and
he will supply all of your clothes."


"Because of The long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her
overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say
But you will also have, as part of your job, the
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the
daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong
sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said,
"You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well...
You started it." .....
 
The Optimist

One thing led to another and the man fell off the top of the 70th floor of this New York building. As he is speeding all the way down to the street below, at about the level of the 20th floor, he mumbles: "OOOOOK, no problem, so far so good!"

:) :) :)
 
Wrt Elk Sex

Two Vermonters are drinking in a bar. One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"

"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"

:D
 
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Wrt Elk Sex

Two Vermonters are drinking in a bar. One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"

"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"

:D
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...And then there was the gay guy down the street who would go to the Elks Lodge every payday just to blow a few bucks.
 
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