N nutmeg Jul 9, 2013 #12,011 When my wife left me, I couldn't see the point in living anymore. That was 35 minutes ago, and I'm fucking loving it now. ---------------------------------
When my wife left me, I couldn't see the point in living anymore. That was 35 minutes ago, and I'm fucking loving it now. ---------------------------------
N nutmeg Jul 9, 2013 #12,012 When one door closes, another door opens... And that's why I'm no longer employed as a carpenter.
N nutmeg Jul 9, 2013 #12,013 Can't wait until Friday night, my wife's cooking Lasagne. And I will be 500 miles away on a business trip thank fuck.
Can't wait until Friday night, my wife's cooking Lasagne. And I will be 500 miles away on a business trip thank fuck.
N nutmeg Jul 9, 2013 #12,014 "I think it's about time we try for a baby" said my wife. "Does that mean we're about to have sex?" I asked excitedly. "Oh fuck," she said," Never mind."
"I think it's about time we try for a baby" said my wife. "Does that mean we're about to have sex?" I asked excitedly. "Oh fuck," she said," Never mind."
N nutmeg Jul 9, 2013 #12,015 My obese wife is sleeping naked on her waterbed tonight as she's too hot. I'm having a great time putting water in her belly button, pushing her stomach and shouting "There she blows"
My obese wife is sleeping naked on her waterbed tonight as she's too hot. I'm having a great time putting water in her belly button, pushing her stomach and shouting "There she blows"
N nutmeg Jul 9, 2013 #12,016 Quote from nutmeg: And that's why I'm no longer employed as a carpenter. More... I've just got a new job as a Barbarian. It's just like being a librarian, but I also cut hair.
Quote from nutmeg: And that's why I'm no longer employed as a carpenter. More... I've just got a new job as a Barbarian. It's just like being a librarian, but I also cut hair.
N nutmeg Jul 9, 2013 #12,017 I sent Obama an e mail: "My dad says you're spying on us all." Obama replied, "He's not your dad."
F flytiger Jul 10, 2013 #12,019 Quote from Cassie: More... She has to be the world's worst locksmith.
N nutmeg Jul 10, 2013 #12,020 My elderly neighbour locked herself out of her house and she asked for help. It was cold and getting dark I decided to smash her back door in. I then called a locksmith to get her into the house.
My elderly neighbour locked herself out of her house and she asked for help. It was cold and getting dark I decided to smash her back door in. I then called a locksmith to get her into the house.
