Jokes 2

[JAGUARBONE]

Ha!
This would be a direct benefit for tax dollars sent to Washington.

 

[fhl]

I've been following my dream for the last month now.

I had to quit friday because my dream got a restraining order.

 

[JAGUARBONE]

Laundry instructions for today's youth's.

 

[gwb-trading]

Quote from fhl:

The plight of minorities in America is one of so much suffraging.

I propose that republicans work together with democrats to eliminate suffraging for blacks, women, and any other oppressed minority.

Would you sign this petition to end women's suffrage.

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[TGregg]

Quote from gwb-trading:

Would you sign this petition to end women's suffrage.

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http://www.dhmo.org/

 

[Yannis]

Med School Exam

When I was young my intent was to go to medical school, but I was confused by the entrance exam.

The deciding question was, "Re-arrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect."

Those who spelled SPINE became doctors. Most of the rest are in Congress...

 

[fhl]

The grocery store i go to had a great special today. Buy one of anything and get ten free. It's only on the self scan isle though.

 

[Yannis]

Old Fashioned Entertainment

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[Optionpro007]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...praised-for-almost-wiping-out-pubic-lice.html

 

[nutmeg]

I was at my girlfriend's parents today when her mom offered me a cup of tea.

"I don't like tea thanks," I said.

"Well what do you like?" She asked.

"Hardcore porn, class A drugs and when your daughter let's us do anal."

"I was hoping coffee," she replied.