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My son came up to me today and said, "I know you'll find this hard to take, but I'm gay. Does it bother you?"

I said, "Not as much as it'll bother your mother."

He said, "Do you think she'll be upset?"

I said, "Upset! She'll be fucking devastated, she owes me 500 dollars now."
 
If I had to summarise my experience at this year's annual Tourettes, Stutterers and Amnesiacs conference I would say shit piss fuck screw and cu... cu.... cunt, remember a better one ever.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Hey..this is funny.....:D

While Jim Apple was having trouble introducing himself in France,

at a hotel in Berlin, his friend Gordon Morgan was having similar problems when he arrived for breakfast.

While Jim Apple and Gordon Morgan were struggling in Europe, .....Ben Dover couldn't understand why he was being offered sex each time he introduced himself at the gay nightclub.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

If I had to summarise my experience at this year's annual Tourettes, Stutterers and Amnesiacs conference I would say shit piss fuck screw and cu... cu.... cunt, remember a better one ever.

Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Ah, don't worry, I'll finger it out later.
 
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