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Quote from nutmeg:

Hey..this is funny.....:D

While Jim Apple was having trouble introducing himself in France,

at a hotel in Berlin, his friend Gordon Morgan was having similar problems when he arrived for breakfast.
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Not because of the language barrier, but because the Frogs and Krauts are obnoxious racists...:cool: :eek: :D
 
Quote from fhl:

One thing about Anthony Weiner that makes him a formidable candidate is his posture.
People tend to notice just how erect Weiner is.
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Even though he's running against a lesbian, the homosexual vote seems to be lining up for him. Homosexuals just love Weiner!
 
My next door neighbor knocked on my door wearing just a see through negligee, asked to borrow a cup of sugar and then asked to come in for a cup of coffee.

I said, "Fuck off Dave, I've got to go to work."
 
When I was younger I used to have sex with any woman as long as she had her own teeth. Now I'm older .....wiser..... I'll fuck anything. .....
 
I was out in Hawaii visiting the Pearl Harbor memorial and I held the door open for this asian looking lady.

She said 'sank you'.


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Quote from fhl:

I was out in Hawaii visiting the Pearl Harbor memorial and I held the door open for this asian looking lady.

She said 'sank you'.


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A true story - When I worked in Asia many years ago during the Maoist revolutionary period, I could never quite tell if some of the people I talked to said ah so or asshole !!

:)
 
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