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Nutmeg and I went to lunch today. The owner told us he *was* planning on serving rabbit stew, but changed his mind when we walked in.

He just couldn't handle us saying "Waiter, there's a hare in my stew" and giggling for an hour.
 
Mrs. Nutmeg goes to the doctor and says "Doc: My husband is loosing his temper and it's getting worse every day. What can I do?"

Doc: When you see it starting to happen, take a full glass of water, put some in your mouth, and swish it around - just keep swishing and swishing until he calms down.

Two weeks later she returns and says "Doc, that was great. How does that work?"

Doc: Actually it has nothing to do with the water and everything to do with keeping your mouth shut!
 
Speaking of Doctors...


When my wife gave birth I slipped a fifty dollar bill in the obstetrician's top pocket and asked him to put a few extra stitches in her pussy to make it nice and tight again.

He flatly refused though, said it would be unethical after a cesarean.
 
Any of you guys remember bea arthur "maude" from the tv show. Sheesh I remember my uncle going on and on about her breasts. Always asking everyone to "guess their weight"..:D

I notice there's a nude art of her breasts expected to sell for big money...I wish my uncle was still around to see that painting. I'll see if I can find it.
 
One thing about Anthony Weiner that makes him a formidable candidate is his posture.
People tend to notice just how erect Weiner is.
 
i can't recall a peep from the gay and lesbian community regarding Weiners dysfunction.This is good. i'm excited. A main stream sexter face off against a lesbian for mayor. One day hopefully their won't be a straight person in the race. I'll be supporting the 'one armed albino lesbian octopus' for mayor.
 
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