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Quote from nutmeg:

Some girl gets a vibrator and it`s seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blow up doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream. I`m apparently a dirty fucking pervert...
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I'm so glad the therapy is coming along so nicely.
 
Quote from flytiger:

I'm so glad the therapy is coming along so nicely.
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After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.. He said, "No hablo ingles."
 
Never forget the George Carlin quote on bipartisanship: “Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.”
 
My friend took her Grandma to one of those fancy Health Spa's, where tiny little fish eat all the dead skin.

It cost her $65, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Yikes...:D

Anyone else notice these last 4 jokes are getting rauchier as we go along......It's going to be hard to top that last one..:cool:

brb....:D
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"I'm terrified of the maternity ward in that hospital," I was telling my Dad earlier.

He said, "Why's that, Son?"

I said, "I fell out of a cunt in there once."
 
Quote from flytiger:

I'm so glad the therapy is coming along so nicely.
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I told my psychiatrist I have problems talking to attractive women.

She told me to get out.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

I told my psychiatrist I have problems talking to attractive women.

She told me to get out.
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That's not exactly true.

I said, "Doc, no one will talk to me!"

She says "Next!"
 
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