Jokes 2

I went to the doctor with a persistent cough today.

He told me he's had it for over a month now and is really getting pissed off with it
 
At a job interview today the interviewer said to me, "Why do you think I should give you this job?"

I said, "Because my best friend Dave works in your IT department, and he's told me you're fucking your secretary."
 
Some girl gets a vibrator and it`s seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blow up doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream. I`m apparently a dirty fucking pervert...
 
Yikes...:D

Anyone else notice these last 4 jokes are getting rauchier as we go along......It's going to be hard to top that last one..:cool:

brb....:D
 
Oi..I'll start over....no swearing in this round.... :cool: :eek:


I've adopted a black kid and named him "Google."

I mean, it makes sense - he is going to get searched constantly anyway.
 
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