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Just Imagine...

...that James Bond were from Spain...

Hello... My name is Bond... James Diego Hose Francisco Angelo Basilio de Paulo Huan Maria de los Remedios a la Santa Clara Bond.....!!

:) :) :)
 
I like twinkies. I hope to continue seeing them on the shelves.

Studies show that there is approximately 3% of the population that prefer ding dongs instead of twinkies. There are ding dong advocacy groups that say the number is closer to 10%.

I'm concerned that the advocates of ding dongs are trying to change our society's attitudes toward snacks and may even try to use the political process to achieve their ends.

Let's say no to any changes away from our traditional, normal all-american snacks.
 
An article today in sbnation.com says four nfl players are going to go public with their homosexuality. I don't know about this. I think I'll go into the locker room and check this out.

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A couple of tax grabbing congressmen on the way and means committee were chewing over news ways to confiscate money from citizens.

After looking at a new scheme, one congressman says "it looks like it will work in practice alright, but will it work in theory?"
 
When my grandad come out of hospital, the doctor recommended that we cover him in butter.

I dont know what good that done but he went downhill fast ever since.

Yea...Grandpa never talked much about the war but one day I asked him what he did in the war and he said, "I jerked off alot, I was only 12."
 
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