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I like vending machines so much better than fast food places because I always like to see exactly where my food is coming from.
 
I had a brief career as a babysitter for real babies. Change was certainly not inevitable, at least while I was on the job.

No wonder I had to change my career though. ;)
 
Having a good time in Vegas. Last night I spent an hour watching craps in a casino. Then security told me to get out of the bathroom.
 
The democrat party of the county i live in sent me an invite to a party. Imagine that. Me, a republican, invited to their party. I didn't go, but i did send them some eats. But that's another whole can of worms.
 
My girlfriend likes to go swimming. I like to fish. She gave me nothing but grief every time i wanted to go fishing instead of swimming with her.

I got her to compromise, though. Now she's swimming with the fishes.
 
Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen prove they are insured, but not that everyone must prove they are a citizen.

And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable to prove they are citizens, will receive free insurance paid by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens.
Ben Stein
 
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Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen prove they are insured, but not that everyone must prove they are a citizen.

And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable to prove they are citizens, will receive free insurance paid by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens.
Ben Stein
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Medicare is a fairly decent program (better than nothing) yet Barry's budget proposes cuts. What's up with that? Then Putzorino in Chief is a wealth distributor yet here again wants to cut Social Security.
 
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