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Quote from nutmeg:

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Remember the advertising on matchbooks. "Be a Locksmith" "Be an Artist".

One customer we had was a locksmith, I used to call him "Matchbook". He never knew. I gave him that nickname because he used to come in the hardware store and ask me to cut him keys. "Here comes matchbook, turn on the key machine, get ready."
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Of course, that's how I earned my nickname "Miscut".:D Fuck him, by gosh by gollee....:cool:
 
Did I ever tell you about the time I took dozens of miscut keys and gave them to my 8 yo nephew? All kids love keys.

So my nephew takes these miscut keys to school and passes them around to all his friends.

Next thing you know, the teachers see all these kids playing with keys in class. The teachers round up all the keys and call the parents and ask them if they are missing any keys. lmao.
 
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Spkeaing of tastes funny.

Brush your teeth with baking soda. Then drink a coke. Then eat a tossed sald with italian dressing and when you burp, it'll taste like almonds..
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Spkeaing of tastes funny.
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I'm just about finished with a childrens book about a South American banana that travels to a USA Wall Mart and meets his demise at the end of a knife in the Bronx.
 
Some guy got on the elevator with me and started trying to tell me how the earth was warming and we needed to stop drilling for oil and all that stuff. Well, i told him he was wrong on so many levels.
 
Quote from fhl:

Some guy got on the elevator with me and started trying to tell me how the earth was warming and we needed to stop drilling for oil and all that stuff. Well, i told him he was wrong on so many levels.
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You've met ET P&R poster futurecurrents in person.
 
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