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We moved to a new city and my son is kind of upset that the gang he is trying to join won't transfer his street creds from his previous gang.
 
Was watching a documentary about Alzheimer's last night, and my wife turns to me and says

"What a horrible condition, if I ever get Alzheimer's , I think I'll just shoot myself".

"I know" I replied, "You said that 5 minutes ago".
 
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Was watching a documentary about Alzheimer's last night, and my wife turns to me and says

"What a horrible condition, if I ever get Alzheimer's , I think I'll just shoot myself".

"I know" I replied, "You said that 5 minutes ago".
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The nice thing about having a relative with Alzheimer's comes up when you find a present they really, really like. After you give it to them, take it away when they aren't looking. Rewrap and regift!
 
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After you give it to them, take it away when they aren't looking. Rewrap and regift!
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One Christmas... everyone very busy unwrapping, I wrapped my grandaughter coat gloves and just one boot that she wore over to the house. The other boot I left unwrapped. I'm handing her the stuff all wrapped up. She's opening these thing up and not quite catching on what is happening. Hmnnn.. where have I seen this stuff before...whooosh...:D
 
Wait..I got one more..i just remebered.

My one daughter made this half assed looking jewelry box. She gave it to her sister, her sister rolled her eyes at me. I wrapped it back up and we gave it back to her about 15 minutes later.
 
Those Brits!

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Very interesting. I didn't know you could do that. I had a few sheets of that stuff from old tv's I kept around, never did anything with them and tossed them.
 
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"Everything's gonna be ok, m'am. I 've got a degree from an online college."
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Remember the advertising on matchbooks. "Be a Locksmith" "Be an Artist".

One customer we had was a locksmith, I used to call him "Matchbook". He never knew. I gave him that nickname because he used to come in the hardware store and ask me to cut him keys. "Here comes matchbook, turn on the key machine, get ready."
 
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