Jokes 2

Wrt Gun Control

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xI3hQYcxJVo?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

:) :) :)
 
Our Defense Budget At Work

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3wbVIgVi66k?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

:) :) :)
 
Quote from fhl:

These nice young people were asking for donations for an environmentalist global warming cause and approached me on the street.

I acknowledged them and reached into my pocket and slowly pulled out my middle finger.
More...

Yesterday I saw a lady with a fake fur on, so I pretended to spit on her.

Then today, someone pointed to my leather coat and said "a cow was murdered for that jacket!"

"Hmmm, I didn't realize there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you, too."
 
Did you know the Dean of the University of Alabama keeps a list of teenagers he's interested in?

I think he calls it his Deans list or something.
 
Some hackers managed to activate a television channels alert system to warn of a zombie apocalypse.

TV station hacker warns of zombies in Montana

http://news.yahoo.com/tv-station-hacker-warns-zombies-montana-002641825.html

The killer part is the last sentence:

The Great Falls Tribune reports the hoax alert generated at least four calls to police to see if it was true.
More...

Yes, people actually called the cops to find out if zombies were walking the streets of Montana.
 
Quote from fhl:

I hate it when i eat the last bite and didn't notice it was the last bite and so i can't get any closure.
More...

And I thought I was the only one with that problem..

I am Mister portion control, don't mess with my plate, don't ask for a "bite" don't look at my food. I am a "scientifically formulate" diner.

No you cannot have "One" M & M" no you can't have one of my "Junior mints" you can't have "Just one chip", leave me alone.


Pffftttt... dogs are the worse. Uhmmnnnn. trade you a piece of steak for some "drool". Go away!!!!!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top