Jokes 2

[TGregg]

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[nutmeg]

Quote from nutmeg:

Then we enjoyed a six hour sex session.

That not what I heard...

Talk about an awkward situation...

I was just with a prostitute and she told me I have 5 hours and 57 minutes left.

 

[fhl]

Started a new workout routine today and I think I'm hooked on it.

Did a bunch of diddly squats.

 

[Yannis]

Having Fun With Some Of My Friends

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[fhl]

Quote from Yannis:

Having Fun With Some Of My Friends

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that was great!

 

[hoodooman]

thanks Yannis. Poule kala.

 

[nutmeg]

Nice video Yannis. I've been watching those lately. Very inspiring,not that I'm going to do any of that but people doing those things reminds me of that quote, I can't remember exactly how it goes - something like this.

It doesn't matter if you fall, it only matters if you get up. Meaning, you gotta keep trying. Man some of those guys must of broken a few bones before they got it right.

 

[Yannis]

Quote from nutmeg:... Man some of those guys must of broken a few bones before they got it right.

It's just like the old joke - the guy asked the well dressed old lady in NYC how to get to Carnegie Hall and she said "Practice, young man, practice, practice!"

 

[fhl]

My girlfriend doesn't like it when i sneak up on her.

Her lawyer says she doesn't like it when i call her my girlfriend , either.

 

[fhl]

These nice young people were asking for donations for an environmentalist global warming cause and approached me on the street.

I acknowledged them and reached into my pocket and slowly pulled out my middle finger.