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Quote from nutmeg:

Then we enjoyed a six hour sex session.

That not what I heard...:cool:

Talk about an awkward situation...

I was just with a prostitute and she told me I have 5 hours and 57 minutes left.
 
Having Fun With Some Of My Friends

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Quote from Yannis:

Having Fun With Some Of My Friends

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that was great!
 
Nice video Yannis. I've been watching those lately. Very inspiring,not that I'm going to do any of that but people doing those things reminds me of that quote, I can't remember exactly how it goes - something like this.

It doesn't matter if you fall, it only matters if you get up. Meaning, you gotta keep trying. Man some of those guys must of broken a few bones before they got it right.
 
Quote from nutmeg:... Man some of those guys must of broken a few bones before they got it right.
It's just like the old joke - the guy asked the well dressed old lady in NYC how to get to Carnegie Hall and she said "Practice, young man, practice, practice!" :)
 
My girlfriend doesn't like it when i sneak up on her.

Her lawyer says she doesn't like it when i call her my girlfriend , either.
 
These nice young people were asking for donations for an environmentalist global warming cause and approached me on the street.

I acknowledged them and reached into my pocket and slowly pulled out my middle finger.
 
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