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Quote from fhl:

I would hope that on Memorial Day, you remembered all the fallen Facebook stock.

Yes, and Apple Pie. Replaced with GMO Pie which may contain apple.

I bought this nut crunch ice cream, it doesn't have nuts in it, it is hard crunchy bits that I think is cereal or sumpin, no friggin clue.
 
Subject: Crackdown at Secret Service - New Rules
It was bound to come.


The Secret Service has issued new rules of conduct for their agents.

They can no longer get drunk, procure hookers
or go to strip bars.
From now on, if agents feel compelled to engage
in such behavior, they will just have to run for public
office like everyone else.
 
Quote of the day:

:D

"Wow. the power of the Internet, where a discussion of the falling price of Facebook shares rapidly degenerates into racism and homophobia."
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Quote of the day:

:D

"Wow. the power of the Internet, where a discussion of the falling price of Facebook shares rapidly degenerates into racism and homophobia."
Why, do you have anything against racists and homophobes losing their shirt on FB? :)
 
I was watching this Caterpillar safety video on mining equipment. The most recent comment was from the company asking why everyone is talking about muslims, racism and homo's.
 
Bought a dog yesterday. Named it Naked.

I'll be back later to tell you some jokes, but right now i have to go walk Naked down the street.
 
Quote from fhl:

Bought a dog yesterday. Named it Naked.

I'll be back later to tell you some jokes, but right now i have to go walk Naked down the street.
Truth is that Naked is naked, right?
 
Celebrate Blissful Ignorance:


Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.

Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can.

Not every retard can read, but look at you having a go at it!

Today is International Retard Day.

Please send an encouraging message to a screwed up friend, just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals or occasionally crap yourself.

You hang in there cup cake, you're still special to me, you're my friend.

Look at you smiling at your computer.

Grab your helmet and your drool cup and take on the day!
 
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