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"I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex," my wife screamed at me. "I'm really disappointed."
"You can hardly blame me," I answered. "It's not like I was getting any from you."
"Well that's your fault," she replied. "You never told me you were willing to pay for it."
"You can hardly blame me," I answered. "It's not like I was getting any from you."
"Well that's your fault," she replied. "You never told me you were willing to pay for it."
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About our program-
Welcome to the world of the slut, promising yet gloomy, hopeful, yet in despair. The hand that holds the Cosmo, the procreator, the aborter of tomorrow; a slut shapes the destiny of civilization. Such is the tragic irony of fate, that a beautiful creation such as the slut is today one of the gravest concerns facing humanity, with a volley of congressional hearings, conferences ...and events held for the cause, with topmost world leaders at the helm. Won't you help? For less than the price of a Latte, you too can ensure that a slut will no longer have to choose between a condom or a Cosmo.
How can you sponsor a slut? 1. Start by Searching for a Slut. Search for a slut based on gender, country, or sign. Choose a Girl or Boy (usually called a player) to Sponsor. You can find sluts on college campus, bars, and 'slut walks'
2. In 10 days you'll receive your Welcome Kit with a photo of your slut, sponsorship DVD and more.
3. In 6 to 12 weeks be looking in the mail for your first letter from your sponsored slut. You'll also receive an annual progress report with a new photo each year
How does sponsorship help sluts? Millions of sluts around the world need help to break the never-ending cycle of abstinence. Lack of cosmos weakens them. Unsafe sex makes them sick. Missing out on an education keeps them from reaching their potential. Lack of socializing makes them an outcast
As a sponsor, you will help provide a slut with sustainable access to appropriate life-changing basics like condoms, aspirin, Cosmos, and Timmay Sykes DVDs.
Slut sponsorship also helps families and communities...
Sta tuned.....
About our program-
Welcome to the world of the slut, promising yet gloomy, hopeful, yet in despair. The hand that holds the Cosmo, the procreator, the aborter of tomorrow; a slut shapes the destiny of civilization. Such is the tragic irony of fate, that a beautiful creation such as the slut is today one of the gravest concerns facing humanity, with a volley of congressional hearings, conferences ...and events held for the cause, with topmost world leaders at the helm. Won't you help? For less than the price of a Latte, you too can ensure that a slut will no longer have to choose between a condom or a Cosmo.
How can you sponsor a slut? 1. Start by Searching for a Slut. Search for a slut based on gender, country, or sign. Choose a Girl or Boy (usually called a player) to Sponsor. You can find sluts on college campus, bars, and 'slut walks'
2. In 10 days you'll receive your Welcome Kit with a photo of your slut, sponsorship DVD and more.
3. In 6 to 12 weeks be looking in the mail for your first letter from your sponsored slut. You'll also receive an annual progress report with a new photo each year
How does sponsorship help sluts? Millions of sluts around the world need help to break the never-ending cycle of abstinence. Lack of cosmos weakens them. Unsafe sex makes them sick. Missing out on an education keeps them from reaching their potential. Lack of socializing makes them an outcast
As a sponsor, you will help provide a slut with sustainable access to appropriate life-changing basics like condoms, aspirin, Cosmos, and Timmay Sykes DVDs.
Slut sponsorship also helps families and communities...
Sta tuned.....
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You Guys All Need A Long Vacation
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thanks for the nice trip!