Jokes 2

We need a joke for our resident pilot.

:cool:

:D

As I boarded the plane, I thought to myself,

'I should have paid more attention in woodworking at school'
 
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'I should have paid more attention in woodworking at school'
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I remember at school when I spilled some sawdust.


The Janitor had to come along and be sick on it.
 
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I want a rich, intelligent, fit and educated wife.

Not sure if I can go through 4 marriages though.
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Especially to four dog ugly women. Yikes!
 
This is what I texted my wife after she texted me "anything I can do to spice things up in the bedroom? x"

Liposuction
Tummy Tuck
Eye Bag Removal
Facelift
Nose Reshape
Ear Correction
Chin Implants
Lip Implants
Breast Uplift
Take a bath
Shave moustache
Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation
Stop talking like a Frog

Stay tuned....
 
You Guys All Need A Long Vacation

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:)
 
My wife's breast implants burst while in the shower the other day leaking industrial grade silicon, luckily she had a pierced nipple and I managed to seal around the toilet and sink.
 
My mother is always complaining how no one ever calls her.

So I put a bumper sticker on her car that said, "How's my driving?" with her telephone number on it

....now it pretty much rings off the hook.
 
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