Jokes 2
- Thread starter gwb-trading
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I noticed a blind guy walk up to one of the shelves at Wall Mart, pick up a can, shake it, and then spray it under his left arm.
He sniffed.
Then he picked up another can and gave it a good squirt under his right armpit.
Again he sniffed.
As he sprayed a third can across his chest, I asked, "Can I help you?"
"Er, have you got any deodorant that doesn't smell like paint?" he said.
He sniffed.
Then he picked up another can and gave it a good squirt under his right armpit.
Again he sniffed.
As he sprayed a third can across his chest, I asked, "Can I help you?"
"Er, have you got any deodorant that doesn't smell like paint?" he said.
Unsolved problems in mathematics
Billy is a kid in grade eight who had a homework assignment to hand in to his teacher today and he didn't finish it. There is a whole sheet of unsolved math problems that were left blank because he wanted to play FIFA on his PS/3 with his buddies and watch Avatar on Blu-Ray for the rest of the evening. Billy is a lazy bum who text messages his friends while in math class and frequently asks to "go to the bathroom" (he has no medical problems). He is mathematically illiterate due to a litany of his own avoidance behaviour. Sucks to be Billy.
Billy is a kid in grade eight who had a homework assignment to hand in to his teacher today and he didn't finish it. There is a whole sheet of unsolved math problems that were left blank because he wanted to play FIFA on his PS/3 with his buddies and watch Avatar on Blu-Ray for the rest of the evening. Billy is a lazy bum who text messages his friends while in math class and frequently asks to "go to the bathroom" (he has no medical problems). He is mathematically illiterate due to a litany of his own avoidance behaviour. Sucks to be Billy.
The Pearl Necklace Gift
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed, that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means"?
"I promise, that you will know tonight, my love" he said.
That evening, the man came home a little late from work with a small package and gave it to his eager wife with a smile.
She was brimming with anticipation as she unwrapped the thoughtful gift.
After removing the rose colored gift wrap she discovered a book entitled....
"The meaning of dreams"!!!
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed, that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means"?
"I promise, that you will know tonight, my love" he said.
That evening, the man came home a little late from work with a small package and gave it to his eager wife with a smile.
She was brimming with anticipation as she unwrapped the thoughtful gift.
After removing the rose colored gift wrap she discovered a book entitled....
"The meaning of dreams"!!!