N nutmeg Feb 15, 2012 #10,261 I was washing the car yesterday when my annoying neighbour piped up, "You can clean mine next!" "Ha hahahahaha!" I laughed. Gesus, it's bad enough I have to bang his wife for him.
I was washing the car yesterday when my annoying neighbour piped up, "You can clean mine next!" "Ha hahahahaha!" I laughed. Gesus, it's bad enough I have to bang his wife for him.
B baro-san Feb 15, 2012 #10,262 I heard BO signed a four year contract with Comedy Central starting next January. They expect almost 100% of population to watch it: 50% will love it, 50% will laugh it.
I heard BO signed a four year contract with Comedy Central starting next January. They expect almost 100% of population to watch it: 50% will love it, 50% will laugh it.
N nutmeg Feb 15, 2012 #10,263 I don't know why some people are campaigning for same-sex marriage. Once you're married, the sex is always the same.
I don't know why some people are campaigning for same-sex marriage. Once you're married, the sex is always the same.
N nutmeg Feb 15, 2012 #10,264 <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wun5mgqiVAA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wun5mgqiVAA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Yannis Feb 16, 2012 #10,265 Speaking Of ABOs A conservative, a liberal and a moderate go into a bar. The barman looks up and says: "Hi Mitt!"
Speaking Of ABOs A conservative, a liberal and a moderate go into a bar. The barman looks up and says: "Hi Mitt!"
N nutmeg Feb 17, 2012 #10,267 I waited till I was married before having sex with the wife. I kind of ran out of excuses after that.
I waited till I was married before having sex with the wife. I kind of ran out of excuses after that.
N nutmeg Feb 17, 2012 #10,268 For 12 years I've had tinnitus but it's disappeared today. Coincidentally my wife has just run off with the neighbour...
For 12 years I've had tinnitus but it's disappeared today. Coincidentally my wife has just run off with the neighbour...
H howellpar Feb 17, 2012 #10,270 Islamic Salmon Analogy. . . . Attachments islamicsalmon.jpg islamicsalmon.jpg 96.1 KB · Views: 100
