Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

 

[nutmeg]

I was in wall mart today and just saw a little boy with bigger tits than my wife.

Kids these days, they've got everything

 

[nutmeg]

"It's impossible." said pride.
"It's risky." said experience.
"It's pointless." said reason.
"Give it a try." whispered the heart.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?" shouted the anus.

 

[Xspurt]

Always beware of the big wave

 

[Xspurt]

Test riding the latest broom. How's it look?

 

[Xspurt]

Just a little closer please Clinton...

 

[nutmeg]

The wife's made me put up a real Christmas tree and now our living room's just like the lobby of Bank of America.

It's full of pricks.

 

[nutmeg]

Have you seen the penthouse magazine for married men?

The same girl puts on an extra 5 pounds, month after month after month.

 

[flytiger]

Quote from nutmeg:

The wife's made me put up a real Christmas tree and now our living room's just like the lobby of Bank of America.

It's full of pricks.

LOL Funny. True, too.

 

[mgookin]

Quote from nutmeg:

Have you seen the penthouse magazine for married men?

The same girl puts on an extra 5 pounds, month after month after month.

From Jay Leno a few years ago:

Nymphomaniacs should be pleased to hear that scientists today discovered a cure for hypersexuality.

Jay says: Didn't they discover that thousands of years ago? Isn't it called wedding cake?