Jokes 2

COMPUTER TERMS - TEXAS TRANSLATION:

LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truck.
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
RAM: That thing tha splits the farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time.
PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time.
WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside.
SCREEN: What to shut when it's black fly season.
BYTE: What them dang flies do.
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
MICRO CHIP: What's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang truck keys.
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives.
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn.
MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole.
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
ENTER: Northerner talk fer "c'mon in, y'all".
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can't 'member what ya paid fer the rifle.

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Acorns, MIA.

"1st they came for the acorns and I said nothing because I was a walnut..."

ps

I'll check back later... I have several oaks and hickory trees and dagnabbit, I don't recall them nuts hitting the roof like in the old days.
 
In a speech in June in Sicily to supporters, Burlesconi said there had been a national poll taken to find out if Italian women in general wanted to sleep with Burlesconi. 1/3 of respondents said, sure why not, and the other 2/3's said, what, again?
 
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