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Frank from IAMO.US cranked out a bit over at PajamasMedia.com

Occupy Wall Street has been successful at making the news and getting attention, but it still lacks widespread support. On MSNBC, Donny Deutsch said that Occupy Wall Street needs a “Kent State moment.” That was pretty shocking, because you really expect fantasies about hippies being massacred to be more of a Fox News thing. Still, I bet many people have gone by the OWS protests and thought, “It sure would be great if the National Guard opened fire on these idiots” — it’s just that most people know to keep that sort of thought to themselves. So leave it to MSNBC to be groundbreaking again.
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Steve Martin At The Tonight Show

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Speaking of the great flydini.

So I'm taking job applications and interviewing people down at the shop. This guy comes in, somewhat unkempt in appearance. I asked him if he had a resume. He reached down the front of his pants and pulled out a typewritten somewhat crumpled resume and handed it to me.

He was a laid off elevator operator. I basically told him he was overqualified for the postion we were offering, and thanked him.
 
Tom walks into a bar and sees a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. “Where did he come from he says to the barman ?” “ I wished for him,” says the barman. “I’ve got this magic bottle that grants requests. Rub it and see what happens. “ So Tom rubs the bottle and a genie pops out. “I can grant you one wish”, says the genie. “What would you like ?” Tom thinks a minute then says I would like a million bucks please.”. “Okay” says the genie and - poof - the genie vanishes and the bar is filled with a million ducks. Tom looks at the barman and says, “Hey, I didn’t ask for a million ducks. “ The barman says ,” and you think I wanted a 12 inch pianist “

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Our church heard about a bunch of cannibals in Africa, so we sent some missionaries. The cannibals ate them.

Well, at least they got a taste of religion.
 
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