Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

When I was leaving work my boss came up to me and said...

"You fucking idiot! Where did you get all those leaves?"

 

[nutmeg]

 

[nutmeg]

More Schnitzengruben?

Non merci, one is my limit on Schnitzengruben!

 

[nutmeg]

You said you were on a diet, so only one helping of cheese!

 

[nutmeg]

I went to bed with 3 Thai girls last night - it was like winning the lottery! They had 6 matching balls.

 

[flytiger]

Quote from nutmeg:

More Schnitzengruben?

Non merci, one is my limit on Schnitzengruben!

"Cheri! Pull my finger."

"Nein! Pull my finger."

 

[howellpar]

LOGIC 101


An interesting letter in the CanadianShooter Magazine:

If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.

The firearm death rate in Washington , DC is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period. That means you are about 25 per cent more likely to be shot and killed in the US capital, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the U.S., than you are in Iraq .

Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of Washington

 

[howellpar]

Please vote in 2012.

Actual Alabama Billboard. . . .

 

[nutmeg]

I got it. I figured this whole problem out regarding Greece, the EU and what ails the US. Listen up people.

We'll just ask a Chinaman with a pick to cut out one bowl of rice a day.

 

[Humpy]

If you own a gun in America statistics show that you are 22 times more likely to shoot yourself or a member of your own family than an intruder.

or

In the Iraq war all the deaths on the Allied side were from "friendly fire" - thanks guys