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So little Johnny shows up at school carrying his cat.
The teacher says" Why did you bring your cat into class today" ?
And little Johnny says" Well, when I was leaving for school today, the postman stopped by early and was talking to my mom."
And I heard the postman say, to my mom, " As soon as your son leaves I'm going to eat your p*ssy."
 
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"It gets folks discouraged. I know. I listen to some of y'all," Obama told an audience of some 3,000 .....

"y'all" ????

Sheesh, Obama sounds like Hillary.
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That's just plain bad grammar. Doesn't everyone know the plural form of "Y'all" is "All y'all"!?
 
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I was in Home Depot. Lost as a mofo trying to find something. Finally an "associate" asked me if he could help me find something.

I said, "Yeah, a black and white cat with a red collar, have you seen it?"
 
I got home very late last night from a poker game with my mates. The wife was of course waiting up, ready to moan as usual.

"Stop!" I said. "Don't even bother getting pissed off. Pack your bags. I lost you in the poker game. You're moving in with Bob."

Stay tuned.....
 
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:) :) :)
 
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