I can think of more than a few
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Jokes 2
- Thread starter gwb-trading
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you know, little Johnny, today is your first day in school.
You will have to use grown up words.
no more bow-wow - you say dog, no more mew mew - you say cat. Got it?
Got it, daddy!
....
3 hrs later daddy gets a call from principal. Gets down to school. Little johnny is in principals office.
What did he do?
well, when the teacher asked him what his favorite book was, he said, Vinny the Shit
You will have to use grown up words.
no more bow-wow - you say dog, no more mew mew - you say cat. Got it?
Got it, daddy!
....
3 hrs later daddy gets a call from principal. Gets down to school. Little johnny is in principals office.
What did he do?
well, when the teacher asked him what his favorite book was, he said, Vinny the Shit
Now not many people know this but Winnie the pooh had a half brother ... Vinnie The Shit. Vinnie "The Shit" looked very much like like his brother pooh, but with one major difference, he likes pasta!
As our story starts Pooh bear has been whacked by a made man and replaced by Vinnie "The Shit". But the story of how he was killed is a very long drawn out and complicated one so i shall save it for another day...