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Little Nutmeg was sitting in the class one morning when the teacher asked, "if you have six apples, and I take away two apples, how many apples do you have left?"
Nutmeg raised his hand, but the teacher called on Suzy.
"You'd have four apples left, Miss Spencer," Suzy said.
"That's correct," said the teacher.
But Nutmeg was pissed because he had a hilarious response for the teacher that had something to do with the teacher having small tits.
Nutmeg raised his hand, but the teacher called on Suzy.
"You'd have four apples left, Miss Spencer," Suzy said.
"That's correct," said the teacher.
But Nutmeg was pissed because he had a hilarious response for the teacher that had something to do with the teacher having small tits.
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of that golf game? Boehner will be crying over his score and Obama will be giving three explanations as to why his score is actually better than it appears.
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner have agreed to play a round of golf together. Imagine the two of them at the end of that golf game? Boehner will be crying over his score and Obama will be giving three explanations as to why his score is actually better than it appears.